Okay...let's play a little game! So all I wanted today for lunch was a burger. I would have preferred a bar burger, specifically Mr. Joe's, but that was really out of the question for today, so I decided to go to the uber-expensive restaurant in my building because I know that they have decent cheeseburgers. So I ordered a cheeseburger with a side of their delicious chicken enchillada soup. 20 mins later it finally comes out to me and I bring it up to my office. I began taking my lunch out of the bag to eat. There is....
- a cheeseburger on a toasted onion/cheese bagel with lettuce, tomato and onion and nothing else
- a side of seasoned fries (maybe they can't substitute...okay)
- and a fork
In the smaller bag inside the big bag, there is...
- a cup of chicken enchillada soup
- a bag of fried tortilla strips to go with the soup
- a side of ketchup
- a side of mustard
- a side of sour cream for the soup
- and a capri sun
Okay...I would have rather had mayo for my burger than the sour cream for the soup, but whatever. I most certainly would have rather had a bun for my burger. And maybe next time...a spoon instead of a capri sun that I can take home to my munchkin.
You do know this is a sign right?! This is God's way of saying, "Get off your fat sick ass, pack a healthy lunch and get back to your WWs girl!!!" (If only he would have said it without the stupid bagel...yuck!
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