Things that make you go hmmm....**

1. When you attend a team meeting to learn that all of the rumors that have been flying around are absolutely true...the entire basis of your job is being taken over by another department, which means you could be out of a job in a month, in a few months or in a year as no-one seems to know when the takeover is going to take place. I now know what companies who have endured hostile take-overs feel like.

2. When writing a blog post, this blog post actually, at 12:48am and you hear a loud bang outside and you aren't quite sure if it was gun fire or a car back firing and cannot really decide if you should call the police or not. But since you didn't hear a car after the bang you give into your fears and dial 911 regardless. (This will get your adrenaline up and the idea of going to sleep will leave the forefront of your brain immediately...at least for about 5 minutes!)

3. While visiting your man in prison you spend 2.5 hours witnessing the woman in front of you popping her honey's zit on the side of his neck and you feel disgusted by the whole act, but curiously ask your man if he wants you to do this for him and then wonder if maybe you two are not "in-love" since he doesn't want you to pop his non-existant zit in the visiting room, but you feel like maybe you should have offered the one on your hair line in case he felt compelled to commit such an act to profess his love in your relationship. (Yes, this will leave all involved except the madly in-love couple in front of you sick to their stomaches.)

4. When speaking to the 911 operator and she asks if you "need" to be seen and you tell her no that you are fine but just aren't sure if someone could be laying dead somewhere and felt like there was a duty (as a future officer of the court) to report such noises...

5. You discover that both you and your man feel like the next 9 months your Tuesday nights are empty because the (too short) season of Sons of Anarchy is over and you are both sadly going to miss it! Albeit for very different reasons...well, I'm 98% sure that he isn't going to miss it for the same reason I will, lack of seeing Jax's hot, bare ass and imagining that hot, bare ass while being placed in a trance watching him swagger all over my not nearly big enough or clear enough TV screen...

6. Even though you have drafted posts for the entire week you feel compelled to add additional posts the first two days when your drafted posts will post...gosh, there is a lot of posts here! LOL

7. You failed to mention to the 911 operator that the reason you feel there is such a duty to report this possible shoot-out at the Alamo is because even though you've only lived in this park almost 8 years there have been at least 3 murders that you can instantly recall. Of course they were all stabbings and everyone knew one another and no one knew of the stabbings until the (alleged) perps ran to their neighbor's house covered in blood...

8. Before anyone can knock on your door covered in blood where you will have to make a second phone call to 911 and you will have to remember to use the word "alleged" during that call you decide that you can reduce your own adrenaline quickly and will likely fall asleep within minutes of hitting the pillow just like almost every other night, you shut off your lights and go immediately to bed!

Good nite y'all!!

**~~C&C Music Factory, who knew that 18 years later I would still think of this song as often as I really do!!