Hello? You aren't real.

My doctor's office has a new system that allows you to call in and with a pin number access your test results. I've had several tests since this system was installed, but until today I have not been able to access any of my test results. The instructions advise to wait 3-5 days before attempting to get your test results but each time in the past I would call after 5 days and was advised, "Your test results are not available."

I went to the lab on Saturday and with so many failed attempts at using the new system I had not even thought about calling to check on my results. Yesterday my cell phone rang and the following conversation took place:

j'lynn: Hello?

CG: Hello.

j'lynn: Yes?

CG: Your test results are available.

j'lynn: Wow! Thanks.

CG: Please call 734-tes-tsin and enter your PIN. Thank you for using the new system. Again, your test results are available...

j'lynn: OMG...You aren't real!

Laughing hysterically when I realized I was having a conversation with a computer. But all is good, because CG (Computer Girl) lead me to find out that my test results were all normal! :)